Did you ever have one of "those" moments? You know, when your baby has a massive poopie diaper and it just so happens to explode all over your husband? So you kindly take the dirty baby so he can get out of his poop covered shorts? And you have the baby on the changing table and get poop on your hands because of the massive amounts of poop? And you get the dirty diaper and outfit off and get cleans ones on and he immediately starts pooping again? So then you get the NEW dirty diaper part way off and your baby promptly poops all over the changing pad? And then, THEN you hear your husband screaming frantically that someone is at the door? And he is pretty darn sure that she saw him running pantless through the house? And it is a new neighbor welcoming you to the area? And she is giggling as she hands you the special bread she baked?
Well, I sure am glad those kinds of moments never happen to us.