Pledge of Tallegence

Overheard mere moments ago....
Oldest: "ok. Now it is time to do what we do at Awana's. The Pledge of Tallegence."
Youngest: "Ok."
Oldest: "I pledge Tallengence, to the flag of the United State of America."
Youngest "I pledge Tallengence to the flag of the United States of Tamerica."
Oldest: "and to the republish for which it stands"
YOungest: "and to the, what did you say sissy?"
Oldest: "One nation, Under God."
Youngest: "This is funny. One nation, Under God."
Oldest: "inlizardable and just one straw"
Youngest: "inlizzzzaaaarabbbbllle and just one straw."

If that is not the funniest and cutest thing you have ever heard you have some major problems!!!!!!